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  • Bad movie titles = bad movies

    Well, I wouldn’t even say bad… not even uncreative.  Movie guys lately just aren’t even trying to think of titles it seems.  Ever since “Snakes on a Plane” busted things wide open for how little effort you can put into a movie title (and a movie itself) and still make a big profit, everybody else…

  • Oh How the Bucks Stink

    Before the season started, I went around telling people the Bucks would be bad. On paper, they have a good team. The problem? I think my prediction was that Michael Redd would be averaging 30 points a game, Mo Williams would be shooting 3-15 on 3’s every night with maybe 4 assists and Andrew Bogut…

  • Fantasy Football – ARGH!!!

    I had a chance today… to move into 2nd place.  The guy I gave Carson Palmer to finally got good play out of a QB (45 points for Palmer), but is still going to lose his game (agains the 2nd place guy).  Oh well.  Despite my best efforts, I won my game.  I left about…

  • Read this post, sponsored by Pepsi

    Tonight we went to a Christmas parade in New Berlin.  I’ll leave out the reasoning and whatnot, because that isn’t important.  As we entered the city, I noticed they had a new sign.  It had the city name on top, and below it, a Bud Light logo.  I kid you not… Remember, this is Wisconsin. …

  • Too busy to care about football before Sunday

    Damn this week went by way too fast.  I’m sure the weekend will be over before I know it as well.  I am in 3rd place in my fantasy league.  I must crush my competition and feast on their brains.  Shaun Alexander still isn’t playing.   I’m hoping he plays next week and can dominate the…

  • Killer Robot Terrorizes City

    -Orlando Florida What seemed like a typical monster truck rally turned deadly as “Croczilla”, the car-eating robot monster, lost control and broke out of the stadium to cause havok.  At first the giant mechanical lizard tore apart cars in the parking lot.  When local authorities and, eventually, the national guard tried to stop the beast,…

  • Disappointed in Wisconsin

    I suppose it isn’t a surprise, but we voted to amend the state constitution to ban same sex marriage.  Voters proved that they were easily swayed by the threat of, well, nothing at all.  There was no gay marriage here last week, there wouldn’t be gay marriage whether the amendment passed or not.  That seems…

  • Holidays coming fast

    At Kinko’s the poor folks who work in the branch now have to answer the phone: “Happy holidays from FedEx Kinko’s, this is ______, how may I help you?”  The bad part is that they started doing this around Halloween, the worse part is that it actually is the holiday season.  I’m not a grinch,…

  • Attn: Mike McCarthy

    Why do you call a pass on 1st and 10 from the 1?  You idiot!

  • NFL – Mid-Season Fun

    We’re halfway to the playoffs and it’s still hard to figure out half of these teams. So much of the league is up and down every week, you can’t tell if a team is on the verge of finding themselves or moving to the Pac 10. There’s really only a small handful of teams that…